The non-apology detector

Find out what that apology really said.

Paste the statement or upload the screenshot. Meaningful Sorry scores its honesty, flags evasive language, and translates the polished words into plain English.

Free to try. No score can prove intent—context still matters.

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Translation

“I regret the reaction, not the action.”

What to expect from us

01

No fake certainty

We analyze wording, not minds. Every verdict shows its reasoning.

02

Privacy before drama

You control what you submit and share. Redact personal details first.

03

Accountability over polish

We reward ownership, specificity, repair, and changed behavior.

Read between the lines

From corporate fog to a clear verdict.

One analysis traces the whole apology: the language used, the accountability missing, and the version that could have meant something.

Pattern detection

01

Spot deflection, passive voice, conditional regret, blame shifting, and carefully engineered ambiguity.

Honesty Score

02

Get a clear score with a line-by-line explanation of what sounds accountable—and what does not.

Plain-language translation

03

Turn polished non-apologies into a blunt rewrite of what the sender appears to be saying.

Shareable verdict

04

Export a screenshot-ready card designed for group chats, feeds, and the weekly Hall of Shame.

Pricing

Call it out free. Catch it before publishing.

Personal analysis stays accessible. Teams pay for collaborative, pre-publication checks when the stakes are higher.

Public scorer

$0for individuals

For decoding the apology already sitting in your camera roll.

  • Text and screenshot submissions
  • Honesty Score and pattern breakdown
  • Plain-language translation
  • Branded share card
Analyze for free

Comms team

Pre-publish review
$49per workspace / month

For PR and communications teams that would rather fix the statement before it becomes the story.

  • Everything in Public Scorer
  • Private draft analysis
  • Accountability rewrite guidance
  • Shared team history
  • Exportable review notes
  • Up to 5 team members
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Questions, answered plainly

Before you submit the screenshot

Enough “sorry you felt that way”

Put the apology on the record.

Get the score, see the evasions, and discover what real accountability could sound like.

Score it now